Word on the Street

So somebody has Drew's number. Apparently, his big secret is out. No longer can he hide behind the facade of a 27 year old. We thought we were safe and covering our tracks well. But someone, somehow discovered the truth. Instead of just confronting us about our lies and deceit face to face, a sleazy, cruel move was taken. In the mail this afternoon, he received a letter from none other than The Scooter Store. How they discovered that he is in fact an old, decrepit, immobilized 97 year old is still under investigation. Clearly though we are going to have to buy several of these scooters in an effort to buy them off and keep them from spreading the truth.

At least each scooter comes with a FREE magnifying ruler.